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What’s your favorite curse word?

Ahh the British accent really juices up the curse word.

Evolution: 1990 vs 2008

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Beware of HDTV screen, it can make you fat!! Haha

KFC came out with a new ‘catchy’ slogan!

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Nice one!

Computers should be referred as being female

Got this funny email in my inbox.

Recently, a group of computer
scientists (all males) announced that
computers should also be referred to
as being female.

Their reasons for drawing this
conclusion follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are
female:

1. No one but the Creator understands
their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to
communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message “Bad command or file
name” is about as informative as, “If
you don’t know why I’m mad at you,
then I’m certainly not going to tell
you.”

4. Even your smallest mistakes are
stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to
one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer
scientists, (all female) think that
computers should be referred to as if
they were male. Their reasons follow:

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Art lover? or dirty old man?

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Stupid old man :P